'We apologise for the language.'

'It was dark, cold and nothing was there.'

'I’m so grateful for the time we had together, even though this cruel world cut it far too short. We had so much to look forward to.'

'It literally couldn't have been more than 25 minutes of just unfathomable torrential rain where everyone was filming it, talking about how crazy it was.'

'If my business is not going to be safe then I don't have much of a business.'

A unique show.

The ex-Labour leader will make an appearance as the Wizard of Oz-lington.

Probably not, according to almost every mainstream scientist, but you never know.

Some of his closest allies have allegedly launched an operation to protect him.